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Merry Dog Listener's Favorite
Quotes
About Dogs and People |
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 A man's soul can be
judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran
Dogs are not our whole
life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Cares
We had to get rid of the
kids - one of the dogs was allergic…
- Anonymous
To call him a dog hardly
seemed to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, and a
tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to
those of us who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.
- Hermione Gingold
The reason a dog has so
many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in
Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist
in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a
nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs
give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends
and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs
think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy
fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying
down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs
about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to
heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you
aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about
the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our
dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the
most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do
as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a
starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish
thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
If you think dogs can't
count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him
only two of them.
-Phil Pastorate
In order to keep a true
perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will
worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce
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